Bless me, Craft Fairy, for I have sinned,
I know that’s hard to believe;
But it’s not my fault, I’m a victim, you see,
Of a sickness, a curse, a disease…
They say that confession is good for the soul,
But I’m not convinced that that’s true.
So I’ll tell you my faults and shortcomings,
And I’ll leave the decision to you.
That stamping thing has got me for sure;
I start with the best of intentions!
Just let me check the SU website–
Oh look! A list of conventions!
Snacking is good to help with my stampin’
Though I tend to overindulge.
Cakes and cookies and chocolates galore!
My bulges are starting to bulge!
Oh my! How I buy the things I don’t need
Eyelets and ribbons and vellums.
If anyone asks, “I’ve had it for years!“
At least, that’s what I tell ‘em!
Organization is an area where I am certainly lacking
I need help with that, others say
But how can I do it? I‘ve got things to do!
How can I waste a whole day?
So here I sit amongst all of my clutter
Housekeeping’s a thing of the past
Dusting and vacuuming and tidying up
What’s the point??? It just doesn’t last!
I have too many ideas and not enough time
They say that denial is rough
I have it…I know it….can’t find it….
Oh well….I’ll just buy some more stuff.
I spend time at work doing crafty things
I search for a set or a single verse
The perfect stamp is all that I need
My addiction is more like a curse!
I tell my husband that if I should die
The best thing for him to do
Is to have a garage or an Ebay bidding war
And be sure to include all of Y-O-U!